It is true, as the commercial says, that corn syrup really isn't any worse for you than sugar, because it IS sugar--heavily subsidized sugar that's used to plump up many foods where it has no business (I'm talking to you, jarred marinara) because it's so danged cheap.
But it is DELICIOUS. Especially on pancakes with yummy, creamy, hydrogenated-oil peanut butter. Drool. Also, if there's anything in this world that is yummier and easier than a Karo syrup sandwich on whole wheat bread with a light sprinkle of salt, I don't want to know about it, because it's probably illegal, and will most likely turn my innocent little ova into VAMPIRE BABY seeds.
I apologize for all the run-on sentences. I think in run-on sentences.
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